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Portland, Oregon Metro Restaurant Reviews

Calamity Jane's

42015 SE Highway 26
Sandy, OR

East of Portland on scenic Highway 26 enroute to Mt Hood.

Map & Directions

503-668-7817

This is a great family place to eat in Dundee and in Sandy, Oregon. The building's exterior and interior is a Western saloon-style atmosphere which makes you feel like you stepped back into the days of the wild west. The restaurant area has an upright player-piano that is played by a pianist on the weekends. They have an authentic looking Western style, non-smoking, saloon which you can also eat in.  Western line dancing is featured during the week.

If you're looking for a good burger, large salad, ribs, or a place to go for breakfast or Sunday brunch, this is a great restaurant. Almost everything here is LARGE (drinks, burgers, salads and entrees). So bring your appetite! They even feature real old-fashion milkshakes made with "real" ice cream. The fries, however, were not that good, as they were not hand cut and a bit soggy when they arrived.

Their specialty is the many different types of hamburgers on the menu. They have the largest selection of hamburgers that I have seen on a menu. There are even pizza burgers. Just about anything you could desire on a burger - there is literally something for everyone!

Hamburgers come in three sizes (City Slicker - 1/3 lb, Wrangler - 2/3 lb., and Trail Boss - 1 lb.) and it's fun just reading the hamburger menu:

A Top Notch - Mayo, sweet green relish, crisp lettuce, tomatoes, red onions

All American - American cheese, ketchup, mayo, crisp lettuce, tomatoes, red onions, pickles

Bacon - American cheese, crisp bacon, mayo, crisp lettuce, tomatoes, red onions, pickles

Bacon/Mushroom - Real Swiss cheese, crisp bacon, sautéed mushrooms, mayo, lettuce, tomatoes, onions, pickles

BBQ-Bacon - American cheese, sliced roast beef, BBQ sauce

Black Bart - Cheddar cheese, spicy link sausage, mayo, crisp lettuce, tomatoes, red onions, pickles, jalapenos

Bleu Star - Mayo, Belles bleu cheese crumbles, crisp  bacon, crisp lettuce, tomatoes, red onions, pickles

Bonanza - American cheese, 2 eggs, crisp bacon, ham, mayo, lettuce, tomatoes, onions, pickles & Secret Sauce

Cajun Burger - Pepper Jack cheese, Cajun seasoning, mayo, crisp lettuce, tomatoes, red onions, pickles

Chili - Served open-face with homemade chili and cheddar cheese

Country Fair - American cheese and mounds of grilled red onions

Garden Burger (meatless) - American cheese, mayo, crisp lettuce, tomatoes, red onions, pickles

George Washington Burger - Sour cream and hot, sweet pie cherries

Guacamole - Cheddar cheese, guacamole, crisp bacon, crisp lettuce, tomatoes, red onions

Ham BBQ - American cheese, sliced ham, BBQ sauce

Ham/Mushroom - Swiss cheese, sliced ham, fresh sautéed mushrooms, mayo, lettuce, tomatoes, onions, pickles

Hawaiian Burger - Real Swiss cheese, sliced ham, pineapple, sour cream

Honey Lovin' Jimmy Carter Peanut Butter Burger - Need we say mo9re

Hot Fudge/Marshmallow - Hot fudge and marshmallow

Inflation Burger - Absolutely Nothing!

Mean Jose - American cheese, spicy link sausage, jalapenos, salsa, mayo, crisp lettuce, tomatoes, red onions, pickles

Mushroom - Read Swiss cheese and fresh mushrooms sautéed in garlic butter

Nacho - Nacho cheese sauce, crisp lettuce, tomatoes, red onions

North Carolina Mushroom - Real Swiss cheese, fresh sautéed mushrooms and beef gravy

Pastrami - Real Swiss cheese, sliced pastrami, mayo, crisp lettuce, tomatoes, red onions, pickles

Pastrami/Mushroom - Swiss cheese, pastrami, mushrooms, mayo, crisp lettuce, tomatoes, red onions, pickles

Pineapple Upside Down - Mozzarella cheese, hot pineapple and sour cream

Ranch - American cheese, sliced ham, mayo, mustard, crisp lettuce, tomatoes, red onions, pickles

Roast Beef - American cheese, sliced roast beef, mayo, crisp lettuce, tomatoes, red onions, pickles

Super Egg & Bacon - American cheese, crisp bacon, 2 eggs, mayo, crisp lettuce, tomatoes, onions, pickles

Soul - American cheese, spicy link sausage, BBQ sauce, red onions

Swiss - Read Swiss cheese, crisp bacon, mayo, crisp lettuce, tomatoes, red onion, pickles

Teriyaki Burger - Mozzarella cheese, teriyaki sauce, hot pineapple, sour cream

Texas Red - Jalapeno jack cheese, salsa, guacamole, sour cream, crisp lettuce, tomatoes, red onions, pickles

Tijuana Temptation - Cheddar cheese, crisp tortilla shell, refried beans, seasoned taco meat, crisp lettuce, tomatoes, red onions, sour cream, olives

Tombstone - Jalapeno jack cheese, spicy link sausage, Cajun seasoning, salsa, jalapenos, crisp lettuce, tomatoes, red onions, pickles